Alberta Bound by Woods Tea Co.

Well the prairie light's a burning bright
And the Chinnook wind is a moving in
and tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound
Though I've done the best I could,
my old luck ain't been so good,
and tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound.

No one I met could e'er forget
The Rocky Mountain sunset
It's a pleasure just to be Alberta bound
I long to see my next of kin
To know what kind of shape they're in
and tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound

Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound
Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound

Oh the skyline of Toronto
Is somethin' you'll get onto
But they say you've got to live there for a while
And if you got the money
You can get yourself a honey
Written guarantee to make you smile

But it's snowin' in the city
And the streets and brown and gritty
And I know there's pretty girls all over town
But they never seem ta find me
Like the one I left behind me
Is the reason that I'll be Alberta bound

Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound
Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound.

'Michael!'

Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound
Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound

Yeah the skyline of Toronto
Is somethin' you'll get onto
But they say you've got to live there for a while
And if you got the money
You can get yourself a honey
Written guarantee to make you smile

But it's snowin' in the city
And the streets and brown and gritty
And I know there's pretty girls all over town
But they never seem ta find me
Like the one I left behind me
Is the reason that I'll be Alberta bound

Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound
Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound

'One more!'

Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound
Alberta bound, Alberta bound
It's good to be Alberta bound

Transcript:
*applause*
Thank you!
Anyway, and cat lovers out there today? 'Oh yeah.' Maybe we shouldn't do this song? Yeah, all the more reason. Cats: it's the other white meat. The audience is turning. It is low in cholesterol, they've done studies, you know. Please join in on the chorus if you like so we don't feel mean by singing this. (Queue The Cat Came Back by Woods Tea Co.)